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Join me upon a hunt – a dangerous yet necessary digression into the sad hinterland of late-night, multi-IP, tragic loser, Billy No-mates trolling that has burgeoned in Jersey cyber-space; for on this quest we must enter a festering and pestilential swamp into which few decent people venture – but which has become the favoured habitat of a handful of inadequates who sit – one hand on the keyboard – whilst delivering to themselves a delusory sense of anonymous omnipotence – but in truth, possessing all the substance and appeal of some pixelated bog-creature from an obsolete computer game.

There are many strange beings to be found in this nocturnal midden. Such creatures have always been with us – but until they found the ideal habitat for their No-Life fantasy existences, one would have to seek them out in back-street pubs where they’d be found, alone, muttering to themselves and staring resentfully at women. And if not there – then they’d be tracked down to a backroom in a house – where they’d still be living with their mothers.

Whilst the curious adventurer can still find specimens in those more traditional habitats – these days, it’s into the void of the coruscating electron nothingness that we must go. Though the habitat itself is invisible – manifestations of it break into the real world – and can be spotted by the faintly lighted windows of tiny bed-sits or back-street flats that enshroud the 2.30 am apparitions – magicked into simulacrums of power and relevance by nine pints of Stella – and an invisible girl-friend.

But – troll-hunters – beware. To spot and catch your troll – you must use guile; for some, like vampires, can only operate at night. And others yet posses shape-shifting powers – and go abroad amongst us in daylight hours – cloaked in the appearance of a normal, functional human being. Great can be their craft at such disguises; but – being trolls – the camouflage they adopt for the real world can rarely withstand close probing and examination. For if you suspect a person you know is, in truth, a troll – you may quickly unmask them – should you be prepared to risk some close acquaintance. Draw them into speaking of their magnificence – converse with them about their friends in high-places – give them every opportunity to explain their brilliance – and especially ask them about the size of their computer.

Soon enough – the troll shall be uncloaked – and revealed in all it’s revolting, twisted, resentful isolation.

And in the flood-tide of flickering binary non-existence occupied by Jersey’s tribe of trolls – there sits one – more gross and poisonous than his fellows – the spiritual tribal leader of the island’s lonely, fantasising inadequates –

“Jason the Maverick” –


‘Jason Roberts’


‘Mean Dean’


‘Mean Bean’

And a vast load of other avatars – too tedious for me to type.

Step forward – you sad, inadequate – formerly anonymous – clown –


That’s Jon Howarth – of Flat 1 – behind W.H. Smiths.

Jon Howarth who works – so he claims – for –

Baker Tilly Channel Islands –

“A leading chartered accountancy practice based in St Helier, Jersey.”

Trolls occupationally say things which are simply not true – but let us assume that he does work for this organisation.

Do his employers – I wonder – know that he engages in such activities as multi-IP trolling?

Of establishing fake Facebook identities – such as ‘Jason Roberts’ – which he then uses to lure people into giving him their electronic contact details.

That he uses his troll nerd-powers to track-down private IP addresses – and then threatens to expose other commenters and bloggers to their employers – if they’ve dared to express non-oligarchy opinions?

Do, I wonder, his employers recognise this for the form of blackmail and menace that it is?

Many of us real people use the realm of cyber-space. Some, like me, do so openly, rather than using a fake identity. Many others – for understandable reasons – keep their identities secret.

But what distinguishes Jon the Troll – like others of his kind – is that they spend their bitter, lonely nighthours trolling and flaming and defaming and wrecking forums – all the while doing so anonymously – and anonymously under 23 different avatars.

So – for all the lies, hatred, spin, vitriol, smears, blackmails, crazed obsessions, threats, defamations, obnoxiousness, intimidation, thuggery and manipulation he has inflicted upon dozens and dozens of other people – today The Quite Vile Blog has bravely tracked down this troll – across the electronic ether – to his rancid cave.

Where we can now observe him.

Contemplate his serious gambling habit.

Consider his weekend paralytic drunkenness.

Listen to his boasts of being real good friends with Phil Ozouf.

Reflect upon his unsurprising state of singleness – given his propensity to make drunken death-threats to those poor women who have the misfortune to encounter him, and then rapidly reject him.

Do – I wonder – the Police know of such conduct?

Oh well – they do now.

Just as, no doubt, do his employers.

Though trolls are not an endangered species – I don’t believe in harming dumb animals. But these strange creatures can be dangerous to people – in all kinds of ways.

So, occasionally – we must answer the call of duty; prepare ourselves for the hunt – and expose the trolls to the light. It can be difficult; it can be dangerous – but those of us who are Knights of the Jersey Chapter of Troll-Hunters shall always be ready to drive away such menaces whenever they emerge from their isolated swamps and intrude into the real world.

Eternal vigilance, my friends – and with a little patience and deduction – trolls can be hunted down and exposed.

Now that the troll JTM – or Jon Howarth – has been exposed, perhaps readers would like to finish off the job by sharing with us the rest of his known avatars?

And any other useful information?

And in the mean time – let us give some thought to the next troublesome troll.

The light shall always win.


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    Anonymous said…


    I have to tell you that this sort of person has been severely traumatised. Horrid world?

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 16:05:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Irelands saddest day

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 16:08:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Oo-er Stuart – that’s a bit strong!
    I hope you can back up all the death threats, gambling etc accusations

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 16:25:00 GMT+01:00

    Grim reaper said…

    If its the same Jon he has a brother Peter who was a copper then a civilian computer whizz for the SOJP who was sacked.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 16:36:00 GMT+01:00

    Dam Buster said…


    I think the Maverick tried to rumble me! I have some stuff from this scilly person, he clearly thought I would use my proper email address Num Nuts! He give me an address as Flat 1 Elizabeth ST ST Saviour? He was acting under the name of Jacques Chartier? I have some paper work from him which you may find amusing! I take it this is the seme person?

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 16:39:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…


    This sort of person has also severely traumatised many others

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 16:50:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Peter (brother of Jon) has a similar but different spelling. May not be the same person.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 16:58:00 GMT+01:00

    Tooth fairy said…

    Eh, Dam Buster? Jacques Chartier is a real person – used to be a postie until his back got damaged. I wouldn’t say he fits what we know about JTM at all!

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 17:13:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…


    This sort of person has also severely traumatised many others

    Hence, we must stop it all. Surely?

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 17:22:00 GMT+01:00

    Jacques Chartier said…

    Not me but if you have some paper work regarding me please get in touch.
    [N.B. JH/JTM often steals identities of innocent people or people he wishes to target]

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 17:40:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…


    Thank you Stuart ! I am one of those traumatised persons that has been severly threatened and I still have my evidence ! (as do the police) , I chanced them helping and they did.I had threats about my own job from him , as well as threats to my collegues and my own life.But he also claimed the government were helping him and would ruin my life forever.Thats why I went to the police !To those of you that think he is a normal guy , please think again.

    I am too afraid to say who I am just incase “they” do come to get me.If I was a member of his family I would be ashamed to be related to him !



    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 18:38:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    is there any chance you could put aside the dungeons and dragons lingo for a second and, in plain English, tell us what this guy has done to warrant his being outed?

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 18:43:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    This is NOT accurate and Stuart I would like you to call me. I have sent you my number on your e-mail.

    J S Haworth

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 18:51:00 GMT+01:00

    voiceforchildren said…

    Dam Buster.

    Jacques is geniune and not the same person as JTM.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:01:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    I’m not so sure whether what you’ve done here was either necessary or clever.
    I agree with something’s that you have to say and understand that an orthodox approach doesn’t always yield the best results.
    Unfortunately I think you’ve really stooped very low here. Regardless of what this man has said, I don’t think that you have the right to name him and to give his address is unforgiveable.
    You should remove it forthwith.
    Posts like these will do you know favours amongst intelligent thinkers and as you well know is only likely to inflict (probably physical) harm on others.
    It’s all well talking like a pacifist; you have clearly failed to act like one. You are not stupid and I’m sure you are aware of what results may come from your actions.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:04:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Jacques Chartier is a real person so i doubt you are right there Dam Buster.

    Unless JTM has used his name or Jacques is JTM ooh err conspiracy perhaps!!

    Either way if Jacques is Jacques and not what you think then i think you should not be publishing his address Dam B or Sturatconsidering his posts that have supported you in recent times.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:14:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    If this person is as unstable as you try to put forward, then will you be taking personal responsibility should something now happen to him?

    Why also name his family if he has posted on his own and he is as you say a “billy no mates”? Is this not a form of cyber bullying on your part?

    Shame on you Stuart, you have sunk lower than I could ever imagine.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:16:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    You’ve done it now. You’ve dropped the big one. The nuke!!
    Oh boy, there’s gonna be fallout!!

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:24:00 GMT+01:00

    Curiosity only wounded my cat – said…

    I reckon the rest of PJ all work in the same office (Baker Tilly too?) and use the forum to pass the time of day with in-jokes etc.

    Does/did his buddy Adrian W work there too perhaps? 🙂

    Isn’t karma a wonderful thing?

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 19:34:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    DEBUMBLEBEE- Who appears to have spent all his working days, nights, weekends, in fact his whole life on PJ.
    Also boasting about consulting with all his work colleagues about Stuart Syvret and reading the JEP and passing it around the office all during his working hours.
    Hope his bosses know what they have been paying him for.
    He appears to have disappeared off the radar over the last couple of days?? (Thank God)

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 20:37:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…


    Where are these 65 to 70 childrens teeth now, and do you have the power as a Senator(or collectively with other politicians) to lawfully get these teeth tested?
    As for the childs skull part coming back as a different weight and form, what has Julie Roberts have to say about this, can she be contacted?

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 20:39:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Another internet based tactic these swamp like creatures use as a means to ‘get at’ people who speak out against wrong doing is to use a third party.

    Take for instance what happened to me: the slimy monsters who I have been exposing on blogs used another swamp thing who happened to be a internet forum administrator to send to my personal email address some rather disgusting and malicious lies they had posted about me on a internet community forum. I still have them.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 20:59:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    A few more aliases for you:-

    Tory Boy
    The Next Chief Minister
    Fryer Tucker

    A rabid establishment supporter who would get barred from PJ anyone who dared to have different opinions to him on his beloved establishment. He uses PJ as his own personal vehicle to peddle his inane rubbish to others. He actively encourages censorship of anyone who gives him a hard time.

    My honest opinion is that he couldn’t argue his way out of a paper bag. A very feeble debator, I did however find it fun to crank him up like a clock work toy, very amusing.

    PJ will probably die a death when his multi-aliases get fed up posting the same rubbish all the time, or the real contributors all get banned when they start to take the p!ss more and more out of him. I would suggest the later for a bit of fun!

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 21:09:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    This is absolute rubbish, I know the guy.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 21:28:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    mad foetus surely?

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 22:07:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    To anon,

    Don’t be scared of jtm he is a sad little no body, who has had multiple jobs and couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 22:11:00 GMT+01:00

    Zoompad said…

    “Unfortunately I think you’ve really stooped very low here.”

    Really? How low?

    As low as the people who covered up institutional child abuse?

    As low as the people who used children in a vile and cruel Way?

    That low?

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 22:14:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Why are people defending him? He threatens others all the time, now perhaps he knows what it feels like to be exposed.

    If he was so sure of his oligarchy so called friends supporting him why does he need so many alias’s?

    Idiot he deserves whatever comes his way!

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 22:15:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    This blog has today proved how vile it really is. Shame on you Stuart, real shame, and the people on here attacking this guy should be equally ashamed of themselves.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 22:27:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Dear Stuart

    There’s a hilarious thread over on PJ where some contributers are all in a lather over your latest posting, they are the usual suspects who over the past few weeks and months have shown themselves to be JTM clones if not alias’s namely Sparticus and some funny arrangement of letters (who I strongly suspect is Jon Haworth) mpwpj, still despite the virus that infects Pj you have a few antibodies fighting your corner.

    Ha Ha what a laugh!!!!

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 22:29:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    This Blog is stooping to new lows. It’s turning to the dark side.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 22:36:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Unfortunately I think you’ve really stooped very low here.

    Well, that’s rich when we are talking about someone who continuously does nothing but post vitreole and pure hatred, not only about Stuart, but starts a thread titled ‘Should we destroy Montfort Tadier’.

    Not the nicest of people methinks, and now getting a taste of his own medicine.

    However, off tangent, let us hope and pray that the Jersey Child Abuse scandal does not have the same outcome as the Irish scandal. What a legacy the Catholic Church have left there. The victims there are very upset and angry, and quite understandably so. No one brought to account.
    This must not set any precendents here. Justice must be seen to be done for all victims in Jersey.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 22:40:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    He is the reason that Planet Jersey is a joke now. Whatever people think that website did provide a counterwieght to this site. But JTM etc ruined that site with his behaviour.
    The nearest JTM gets to Ozouf is probably when he walks past WHsmith on the way to the states.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 22:46:00 GMT+01:00

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    To Jon – and his mutli-avatar onanistic self-support movement.

    Look – I allready have all your phone numbers – so consider youself fortunate I didn’t post them.

    And if, by some remote chance, any of those comments in support of you are from real people – all we can say is those who live by sword must expect to die by the sword.

    Jon – the quantity of threatening, obnoxious pro-active blackmail you have engauged in over the years – has simply come back to you.

    Call it Karma.


    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 22:51:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Well done Stuart it is well overdue, this parasite had threatened countless people, men and woman alike. Well JTM what are you going to do now? You have made your bed now it’s time to lay in it.

    JTM = Lower than a snakes ass hole.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 22:56:00 GMT+01:00

    Zoompad said…

    “the people on here attacking this guy should be equally ashamed of themselves.”

    We’re not though.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 23:01:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Any comments on the JDA two today and the comment that nobody is above the law and everybody will be treated equally.

    Did I not hear that not everybody was charged with this offence, only those that belong to the JDA. Seems some are more equal than others.

    And am I alone in thinking that the law the controls applications for a postal ballet and not the ballet itself is bizare!

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 23:06:00 GMT+01:00

    *aj* said…

    For the record, I crossed swords with JTM back on the WhyJersey and WhyGuernsey forums, it was all a game to me and I was expecting it to remain so. But I argued too much with him and he found out who I was quite easily from my IP address (my fault I suppose!).

    I decided to beat a strategic retreat and leave him alone, hoping that he’d forget about me. To his credit I’ve not had any hassle from him.

    I know of someone else who fell into the same trap of not being anonymous enough, but he also took the same approach of leaving things well alone and has had no trouble since.

    I don’t know what else he’s been up to, and didn’t know the name until today, but it’s all in the past as far as I’m concerned.

    While I’m writing, Best Wishes to all former members of WJ/WG


    Thanks Stuart for letting me have my say.

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 23:08:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Looking through local forums this has been posted on them all on PJ there is various people “or should i say one person with many logins” slating you Stuart for posting this clowns real Name. I can feel his pain. Ok how many takeaways can i send to his house this week?

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009 23:35:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Oh me thinks he is still posting and getting just a little bit “ratty-” oops read back on the forum he trips himself up from time to time.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 00:02:00 GMT+01:00

    TonyTheProf said…

    Very atmospheric! And the reason why I gave up on Planet Jersey, because of the Tweedlee behaviour of JTM contradicting everyone, rather than disussing matters seriously. “That’s not an argument, that’s just contradiction” (Monty Python sketch)

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 00:09:00 GMT+01:00

    Grim reaper said…

    The Jon Haworth I know has two brothers Peter and Neil who were founder members of the 1980’s band Legend. I first met Jon when he was 18 at the Vic in the valley. He was a loner that got pissed ever night and would often get leery. On more than one occasion he ended up getting punched. 10 years ago a friend mentioned that she had a neighbour from hell that had threatened her and her flatmate. Yes it was Jon Haworth. What goes round come round.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 00:23:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…


    I cannot help feeling sorry for this Jason troll and implore you to show some mercy! He sounds a lonely delusional sad little person who needs understanding and compassion not condemnation and mockery.

    Also he most urgently needs to be sent on a life-changing holiday paid for by Jersey taxpayers.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 05:12:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    I know jtm and mad foetus. They are not the same person.Both attended the same school in the 80’s but their lives have turned out very differently. The mad one’s got a great job he hates and a wife who earns a seven figure salary. Jtm has very little. We should pity him.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 06:06:00 GMT+01:00

    Dam Buster said…

    If I have got it wrong re Jacques Chartier then a apologise unreservedly. I suspect most people that I dont know until otherwise informed.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 07:34:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    I really hope that this site does not go the way of PJ, OK so you have outed JTM now please put it to bed and get back to what you do best on this site ,,,,,,,raising the inadequacies of our political elite!

    To start the ball rolling I give you the line ……………..NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW, which must be the most hilarious remark coming from a Jesey Court, as anybody who lives here knows……..in Jersey MANY ARE ABOVE THE LAW!

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 07:43:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Can someone summarise in not more than 200 words all that JTM is accused of without an expresion of opinion on his actions. Facts only please. I think summarising it in this way would put an end to all this pointless debate and allow us all to concentrate on the real issues of corruption, greed and child abuse.


    Thursday, 21 May 2009 09:05:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Don’t feel sorry for the Troll, give thoughtfor those lives hemade a misery.
    Harper Powell Taddier & all the brave abused for statrers

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 09:16:00 GMT+01:00

    Zoompad said…

    May I request that everyone who is concerned in stamping out institutional child abuse could read the last two posts of my blog, as I think I have posted something very important there today. Thanks.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 09:40:00 GMT+01:00

    Mike Ropiness said…

    “Dandarea” – the new Latin name for Jersey! LOL

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 11:01:00 GMT+01:00

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    Actually – if you want to get the name of that particular property-development company correct – it’s DandIRA.


    There go my knee-caps.


    Thursday, 21 May 2009 11:09:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Your kneecaps? I think there’s going to be a queue for that at this rate! Jonathon, that nurse, the Jersey Mafia, the Masons etc etc

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 11:25:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    This blog has today proved how vile it really is. Shame on you Stuart, real shame, and the people on here attacking this guy should be equally ashamed of themselves.Before posting silly comments like this you needed to read some of the troll posts.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 11:40:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…


    There are now 13 signatures on your Early Day Motion.

    They are creeping up.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 11:47:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    All of these post supporting JTM – must in reality be Jtm himself! Who other than an insane person, would support such low life?

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 12:20:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Somebody has been buzzy. DBs PJ post count is now only 49.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 12:26:00 GMT+01:00

    Loco said…

    I must be missing something – I read this blog quite regularly, but don’t really know what this guy has actually done. Could someone provide some links to threads where he has trolled, etc, so that those of us who don’t really visit the other forums might know what has caused Stuart to do this?!

    As an aside – I’d be interested to know how you managed to find this chap’s details from his IP address, or was it some sleuthing of his online identity/login IDs?

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 12:55:00 GMT+01:00

    Zoompad said…

    My own MP has not yet signed Stuart’s EDM, and I did ask him very nicely to do so.

    He’d better get cracking if he wants my vote in the forthcoming elections.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 13:07:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    >> Somebody has been buzzy. DBs PJ post count is now only 49.

    So Adrian has been mopping up all of Jonathon’s dodgy PJ comments? Why would that be happening if we didn’t have the right name? LMAO

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 13:20:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Stuart, you don’t strike me as an IT boff. How did you find his name?

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 13:29:00 GMT+01:00

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    I couldn’t possibly reveal the secrets of the Order of Knights of the Troll-Hunters.

    Such are the powers of the secrets – my fellow members of the Jersey Chapter would have to ceremonially throw me from the summit Le Pinnacle if I revealed them.


    Thursday, 21 May 2009 13:34:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…


    There are now 13 signatures on your Early Day Motion.

    They are creeping up.”

    Well done to my local MP Frank Dobson for signing the EDM. I have emailed Frank to thank him.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 13:36:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    But Stuart, the rumour which is going around like wildfire is that it was an employee at Deutsche Bank.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 13:45:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    View the Executive Summary in accessible HTML format.

    View the Commission Report in accessible HTML format.

    Download the Executive Summary in PDF format

    Download the Commission Report in PDF format

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 13:56:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Perhaps Stuart Syvret should remember these important aphorisms:

    1. “So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone.” (John, 8:7)

    2. “Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.” (Matthew 26:52)

    In other words: be careful, Senator. This might come back and bite you in the bum!

    Stick to the main issues and go for the BIG guys.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 14:00:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    If it is Adrian Walsh (Gattaca) deleting the bee’s posts on pj, he’s just as guilty after all he did allow jtm to threaten people on another forum and use his name.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 14:08:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    What do we know about a certain 66 year old Jersey man who mysteriously fell (or was he defenstrated?) early yesterday morning?

    He did seem to have a lot of handsome young male friends.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 14:09:00 GMT+01:00

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    Look –

    I’m not religious.

    I post openly – and do not troll.

    Jon the Troll has seriously harassed other internet uses for several years – using multiple anonymous IP addresses and identities.

    He, therefore, is merely getting a long over-due taste of his own medicine.

    You think this post will “bite me on the bum”?

    You know, do I really look like the kind of guy who gives a monkey’s?

    I’ve exposed child torturers, child batterers, child rapists, concealers, bent cops and mass-murderers on this blog.

    And I’ve had my home turned over by Wierdcop, Gradwell and Minty’s storm-troopers at the behest of Barking-Bill.

    And been locked-up for 7 hours.

    If Jon the Troll imagines there’s a single, damn thing he can do that I give a sod about – let him bring it on.

    I’m looking forward to the real exciting stuff – like getting charged and prosecuted for alleged Data Protection Law breaches.

    There is not the remotest possibility of any anti-oligarchy person being found not-guilty by Jersey’s politicised judiciary – or even handed down a credible sentence – as was demonstrated against the JDA 2 yesterday.

    Hell – I really, really hope I just get Jail – or a sodding great fine – which I shall refuse to pay – and take the prison sentence instead.

    I’ve already asked Wierdcop to have a word with the beaks to make sure it’s more than three months inside.

    That way I get automatically thrown out of the States.

    What a bloody splendid means of escaping the cess-pit!

    And – there’s the added advantage that a couple of years in La Moye nick will mean I have to spend far less time with crooks and liars than my present occupation requires!

    You know – this is all turning out quite marvelously – I couldn’t have planed it better.


    Thursday, 21 May 2009 14:51:00 GMT+01:00

    BBC Questionable said…

    “I couldn’t have planed it better.”

    Planed it? Once a carpenter, always a carpenter!

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 15:05:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    “I couldn’t have planed it better.”

    Hi Stuart,

    Was that a Jersey State sponsored spelling error or were you talking carpentry?

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 15:13:00 GMT+01:00

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    Err – both.

    I’m going to do it, you know? That post about cabinet making.


    Thursday, 21 May 2009 15:22:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    So the Charter Party isn’t going to happen then?

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 15:31:00 GMT+01:00

    Jacques Chartier said…

    Hi Stuart

    I am glad that you published the comment from Dam Buster regarding me and my address. It’s a sad time when someone genuine offers help only to have it thrown back with malicious tittle tattle. The only “paper work” Dam Buster has is a copy of the article regarding your arrest that was in the JEP. I emailed this article to him. I hope this blog can move on with the real issues affecting this island.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 16:18:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Stuart, have you given up?
    Your latest words sound desperate. Are you seriously going to give up politics and head back into carpentry full time?

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 16:32:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Have you briefed the subject of many hate filled posts -Lenny Harper?

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 16:35:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    I think it is unfair to pick on Adrian Walsh because of what this dweeb did.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 16:47:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Stuart. Did you know that Jesus was a carpenter?
    Let yourself be guided by the hand or the Lord. He will show you the light during these dark times.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 17:24:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    It is not unfair to blame Adrian Walsh. Everyone knows they are in it together!

    It now appears that whole threads are missing from PJ!

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 17:35:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Great to see such in depth reporting in the jep tonight, no stone was left unturned to publicise the JDA2’s crime of enabling the housebound to vote.

    Well done again guys.

    You must be very proud of yourselves.

    No one thought it was possible but you’ve managed to move even further up our chief ministers colon.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 17:44:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    “Stuart. Did you know that Jesus was a carpenter?
    Let yourself be guided by the hand or the Lord. He will show you the light during these dark times”

    I have no doubt that the remark above is well meant but it’s a bit of a tenuous link isn’t it?

    He was also a Capricorn but no one keeps banging on about that.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 17:47:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    I think the Bee left a couple of weeks ago doh !

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 17:48:00 GMT+01:00

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    Yeah – but I bet Jesus never had Lie Neilson planes, Japanese waterstones and Ryoba saws?

    But – of course he wouldn’t have needed them.

    Maybe I should take up Christianity – and ask Him in prayer how to get secret, mitred dovetails right?


    Thursday, 21 May 2009 17:50:00 GMT+01:00

    A FRIEND said…

    I have it on extremely good authority the person you have named is taking a fall for Ozouf.

    Ozouf is the real and original JTM who is working to a well thought out strategy with a handpicked group of media savvy and influential upstanding pillars of jersey society

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 17:51:00 GMT+01:00

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    Just a gentle reminder, folks.

    I’m giving the whole Freemasons thread a rest for a few weeks.



    Thursday, 21 May 2009 17:51:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Hilarious entry.

    I sparred with Mystic Maverick (as I used to call him) from the WhyJsy days.

    The guy (if it’s him) outed me on Why Gsy so glad he is getting a taste of his own medcine. The difference being is that I dont say anything on a forum that I wouldn’t say to someones face.

    He was not even that great a troller as he repeated or ignored constantly and bored me.

    I have some posts/PMs etc of his saved somehwere on my PC. I knew things would get taken down off forums.

    I moved on from this stuff ages ago, it was just a laugh when I was bored.

    Obviously not to Mystic.

    We all knew he was a sad man back in the day and now we know for sure.

    As for the lets nots not tar Adrian Walsh with the same brush….I am afraid he let this all go on on PJ.

    And hi AJ, long time no speak.


    Thursday, 21 May 2009 17:56:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Indeed some of the threads are being removed from Planet Jersey. Possibly in the hope that no-one has chosen to file or copy the disgraceful comments by the Bee or whatever he choses to call himself.

    I firmly believe that Adrian no longer owns the blog, I think he sold out to JTM or the like. It always surprises me that they were so thick to actually believe that business’s on the Island would wish to take up their advertising offer. What Retailer or Business would want their name associated with the Forum. A lot of ordinary posters chose not to comment on the forum after being undermined, rediculed etc., by this sad individual. Perhaps lessons have been learnt. Sadly it looks like he continues to post with his latest avatar, he really does believe people are so stupid that they cannot see through the numerous alias names he gives himself. Perhaps those who continue to post in the hope he will see the error of his ways should give it wide berth for a while – if only to show that his need to continually undermine the ordinary people of Jersey is not acceptable.

    The man is a fool, or very very sick, he needs help. Perhaps when he actually loses his job over his own stupidity he will see the light. I very much doubt it.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:06:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    To a friend Ozouf is not JTM you only have to read what JTM used to say about Ozouf to know that.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:10:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    ANON friends of the threatened.

    The only reason JTM has been identified is because of his own doings.The person that reported him to police was made to by friends due to the nature of the death threats and warnings that were being received.He was warned to stop and that everything was being kept but no , he continued , even why the police were interviewing this person.They did what anyone would do in same situation. They have nothing to do with politics at all and looking at some of the forums we are not surprised.This person did have good friends though , and you know Jersey is too small , friends talk to friends , so it is no wonder it has all come out.

    We are just surprised that it has never come out sooner ! Or were his previous victims too afraid to report him or say anything ????

    We now believe that to be the case.

    The person that did go to police is now frightened , having received other threats from his supposed friends , shame on them !

    What has Jersey come to ? Politics is ruining the innocent victims of someone that can’t handle being rejected !

    JTM will come back we are sure in another form .

    Some of his victims have nothing to do with politics , just remember that.They are still being threatened the same way though.

    This will continue happening unless people do put a stop to it.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:13:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    UK Police would like the same powers as Jersey!!! Says the Pravda (Establishment Vile Rag).

    Utter codswallop
    No room for comments, please leave yours here.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:16:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…
    Anon said…”I think the Bee left a couple of weeks ago doh !”

    Doh! I don’t think so he was slagging off Deputy Tadier a 2/3 days ago, Maybe you should check your facts.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:18:00 GMT+01:00

    Dam Buster said…

    Jacques Chartier

    If you see my previous post I unreservedly apologised to you. I hope that we our both man enough to except that I made a mistake, not knowning where WH Smiths is compared to your address! I agree with you that things should move on and focus on the real issues. I have learned my lesson not to dabble in areas that I am not familiar with!

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:59:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    The Tadier news 10 days ago wasn’t it? I thought the real media punched him harder.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:01:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    UK police forces seek Jersey search powers

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:09:00 GMT+01:00

    Ashburton said…

    The “Jersy Evening Post” reports on a proposal to abolish senator’s seats in the States and to divide the island into six “super-constituencies”.

    Is this a move designed to neutralise the campaigns of a certain Jersey politician whose initials are “SS”?

    Never! After all, Jersey is a democracy.

    Isn’t it?

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:27:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    He is back as Corkie-1

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:29:00 GMT+01:00

    The Thinker said…

    Although many do not think it to be so, the way that one writes is a very good indicator of their socio-economic group,or, in layman’s terms, what class they belong to. This is a general statement and does not apply to everyone of course, but what is fairly ironic is that an anonymous post spoke about:

    Posts like these will do you know favours amongst intelligent thinkers

    Oh dear, this isn’t a “life-enriching” spelling mistake here, we’re talking about grammar. I sincerely hope that these people do not speak so broadly about academics, since I doubt they are one.

    On another note – post away Stuart, post away!

    The only things that can be deemed truly libelous (variant spelling chaps) are comments which cannot be proved.

    All the best,

    Ryan M

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:43:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Front page news of the vile rag: Southern and Pitman should “Resign”. Local TV reports: Southern and Pitman are criminals.
    Shame on local, so called Journalism.
    Why dont you get the real stories, and give the real picture?!

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:57:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    So the numpty has been unmasked at last. It would be good to see him post something on this blog if he’s up to it. I wonder if he will be so outspoken now his cover is blown.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:59:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Just Empty Propanda why waste your money on rubbish? Boycott any business that props up the establishment. Only with the use of economic sanctions will these people learn.

    May I suggest everyone who reads this blog actively campaign to get all those they know to keep the rag into touch? Only by keeping the pressure on will change be effected.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 20:07:00 GMT+01:00

    The Thinker said…

    I left out in my previous comment that your socio-economic group also defines the level of your education.

    I understand that my previous post could have meant that the upper echelons of society are more educated. I do not believe this is the case, as the “lower-echelons” are more likely to strive given the chance.

    What I do believe in though, if you are going to criticise Stuart or his work, then post intelligent posts, or not many people will take you seriously.

    Ryan M

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 20:08:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    JTM instantly recognised online. What a brand to have! Friends what friends? Where does this person work? I wonder what his employer thinks of his online antics?

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 20:11:00 GMT+01:00

    Deputy Corkie_1 said…

    Jon Haworth stand 4 Deputy and spout ur c+++ 4 easy money

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 20:14:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    I was expecting his first name to be Richard and his surname to be Head.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 20:14:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    ‘Front page news of the vile rag: Southern and Pitman should “Resign”. Local TV reports: Southern and Pitman are criminals.
    Shame on local, so called Journalism.
    Why dont you get the real stories, and give the real picture?!’

    Moreso….why can’t we comment on these stories in the Rag. Are they afraid of what public opinion really is on this matter??

    What a pathetic ‘news’paper. Better used as toilet paper and consigned down the drain. Truly up the Establishment’s ar.e!

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 20:24:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…


    Thursday, 21 May 2009 20:33:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Oops! You have sure caused a stir on PJ Stuart well done! Even Gattaca aka Adrian is online there now. Spartacus seems to have the same venom as a certain other person doesn’t he?

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 20:36:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    UK police forces seek Jersey search powers

    According to the report in the J E P tonight, looks like Jersey is leading the way or should I say the world, in crime prevention.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 20:47:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Ryan M. Perhaps you could correct the grammar. I think you might find the typo relates to using word spell check.
    I think you might also find that IQ relates to intelligence not spelling and grammar.
    I guess you’re an academic hiding behind exam passes with little analytical ability.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:01:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    JTM is not corkie_1 just for the record !

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:23:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Ryan, the blogger has missed a comma after ‘these’ – what is the big deal. Hardly a grammatical disaster.
    You really come across as “up your own arse.”

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:25:00 GMT+01:00

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    I’ve been forwarded an obnoxious comment sent to a person by Jon the Troll – submitted under another of his avatars – namely “Terry Le Swear”.

    Unfortunately – The Troll’s comment is too obscene to publish on this site – but thanks for sending it anyway!

    Looks like he’s passed the 9 pints of Stella mark already!


    Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:28:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Ryan, what within the post was unintelligent?
    As i pointed out before, use of grammar is learned – similar to academic qualifications.
    There are, unfortunately, some people who think that academic qualifications relate directly to intelligence, normally the people more heavily weighted in one area than the other.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:41:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    JTM is not corkie_1 just for the record !No of course he isn’t Jon dear.

    Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:20:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    The thread entitled “Should we destroy Montfort Tadier?” started and contributed to by Debumblebee a.k.a. JTM has now disappeared from Planet Jersey. Why?

    Friday, 22 May 2009 01:22:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    This JTM material is geting on my nerves, it is ruining this blog. Please get back to the old subjects that mean something.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 04:02:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Stuart, you have referred several times on your blog to Jared Diamond. You might be interested to learn that his academic rigour has been a catastrophe. Google “stinky journalism” to get the link.

    With regards to JTM, well done. He and his clones are to blogginng as spam is to emailing.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 06:47:00 GMT+01:00

    voiceforchildren said…


    This is worth a watch. http://lauraflanders.firedoglake.com/2009/05/21/eric-boehlert-bloggers-on-the-bus/

    Friday, 22 May 2009 07:14:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Thank you Stuart for exposing this vile person who has caused much upset on and offline

    Friday, 22 May 2009 07:25:00 GMT+01:00

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    Yes, it would appear Jared Diamond messed-up that particular article.

    But it isn’t at all clear that the Stinky Journalism piece itself is free from serious flaws, if you read the comments.

    But even assuming Diamond got this one article wrong – the body of his work as a whole is internationaly recognised for its importance.


    Friday, 22 May 2009 07:32:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    With regard to Diamond, when a scholar’s writing is exposed as a gross fabrication the whole body of their work becomes suspect. Sometimes these are one off incidents, but often an established pattern of deception emerges. The jury is out as regards Diamond.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 08:02:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    It would be jolly interesting to hear a viewpoint on the subject from Adrian Walsh and Philip Ozouf .
    Both suffer by association.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 09:32:00 GMT+01:00

    Jersey Needs Justice said…

    JDA comment on the sore loser Rod Bryans who is whingeing about the absurd GS/SP fines

    I’m sure that JDA supporters are shocked at the harshness of the fines imposed on Geoff and Shona in their court case, and disgusted with the coverage the JEP gave to Rod (bad loser) Bryans enabling him to express extreme views, in addition to their unsympathetic editorial.
    Their fines could not have been heavier if they had engaged in the bribery, fraud and interference with the ballot that some have inaccurately accused them of. Even if you take the view that as they broke the law and needed to be punished, these fines are outrageous for hard-working deputies who have no means other than their States Members’ pay. Moreover, any unbiased person who attended the hearing could not fail to be shocked by the evidence that was presented about the course of the debate that led to the introduction of this law. Many States members were of the opinion that helping someone to complete an application form constituted interference with the ballot, and others seemed to think that this law would bring them into line with the UK when in fact no such law exists in any other Commonwealth country. Even if this was not a deliberate device to nobble Shona and Geoff, it does seem that the IQs and comprehension skills of some States Members fall short of what one would wish.
    Meanwhile, I’m sure that Shona and Geoff would like to thank all those who have sent messages of support at this difficult time.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 09:51:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Hello to Bateman and aj from whyjersey, long time no see!! I remember the arguing,, JTM was always slagging off the ‘sour faced poles’ and getting upset when he was pulled up about it!!! Guernsey Deputy Peter Roffey even called wj a ‘cesspit of racism’!! I hope hes shamed off line for good

    Friday, 22 May 2009 09:55:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Both will now be tarnished with the bad smell that is JTM. Hopefully this will help the island to move forward in the future. It is such a mess now it is time for change.

    I hope Ozouf will be removed at the next elections. Walsh has no hope of getting in now, JTM and his poorly run forum has seen to that.

    As per JTM I would try to change your writing style if I were you. It is now so obvious from your first post under a new alias that it is you. May I congratulate you in getting a mention of Stuart’s blog, you will now be known around the world and not just on a tuppeny forum.

    Does you boss know what you get up to in working hours yet? Maybe when he finds out you might get the sack?

    Friday, 22 May 2009 09:56:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Hi Stuart

    Thanks and i am sure i say that for hundreds of people this excuse for a man has annoyed over the past few years, now it’s his turn to feel the wrath of the sword he lived by for so long.

    He is now calling himself Painkiller over on the Channel Island Forum. Here is the link.


    Friday, 22 May 2009 10:46:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Why still call him JTM?

    The name is HOWATH, JON HOWORTH

    Friday, 22 May 2009 11:16:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    “Why still call him JTM?

    The name is HOWATH, JON HOWORTH”

    Please make your minds up: is this guy called Haworth, Howorth, Howard, or what?

    Let’s get back down to brass tacks – the real issues that bother Jersey.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 11:44:00 GMT+01:00

    Zoompad said…

    Thanks for posting that link.

    I’ve just read “Painkiller’s” comments. It’s an education checking scamsters like that out, seeing how they try to use psychological techniques and false names to try to influence other people.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 11:47:00 GMT+01:00

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    Thanks for all the info – the stuff for publishing – and the confidential comments for my personal info.

    Keep it coming – and don’t forget, you can e-mail me in confidence at st.syvret@gmail.com.

    So – we’re beginning to uncloak the entire, festering tribe of inadequates.

    Just as a taster – yes – we have Phil Ozouf – one of the Machiavellian schemers behind the oligarchy hi-jacking of cyberspace.

    Adrian Walsh no longer appears “innocent”.

    Ozouf’s mate Alex Ohlsson is a party to the Great Scheme – essentially, the troll take-over of cyberspace is a continuation and development of their “Elect Jersey 2005” propaganda exercise.

    Phil Balderson is also involved.

    As are several professional spin-doctoring operations.

    Obvioulsy – Glenn Rankine cannot be included in that latter category – given the fact he’s an amateurish buffoon.

    But – as the loyal lap-dog of Phil Ozouf and Alan McLean – fellow schemers both – he plays his minor role.

    We shouldn’t be surprised that the oligarchy should mount such a brazen exercise in opinion management – given The inevitable decline of The Rag.

    Like I said – keep it coming.


    Friday, 22 May 2009 11:49:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…


    Or even HOWARTH?

    Let’s try and get this bit right A?

    Friday, 22 May 2009 11:52:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Make your mind up.

    Is Jon Haworth the sad loser you painted or in the employ of somebody?

    How is Philip Ozouf a party to Trolling?

    Let’s hear Adrian’s version before condeming him.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 12:00:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    “Why still call him JTM?

    The name is HOWATH, JON HOWORTH”

    Please make your minds up: is this guy called Haworth, Howorth, Howard, or what?


    Friday, 22 May 2009 12:05:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    OLD VICTORIAN 1981 TO 1986

    Friday, 22 May 2009 12:06:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Phil Balderson. No surprises that he is involved in the trolling. Certainly a “character,” we’ll leave it at that for now. He’s pretty open with his very anti SSS views. A capitalist through and through.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 12:17:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Is Phil Ozouf really involved in trolling?
    Do you have any hard evidence?
    If he is, it will give you a great opportunity to nail him to a wall.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 12:30:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…


    I really hope you do write a book.

    This post was the funniest thing I’ve read in months.

    I’ve actually met Jon on a couple of occasions, but couldn’t claim to know him.

    But from those couple of meetings, I have to say, your satirical description of him certainly chimes with my impression.


    Friday, 22 May 2009 14:29:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    This Jon Haworth must be extremely thick to start trolling again.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 15:23:00 GMT+01:00

    Ethical Vacuum said…

    latest rumour has it that your states speeches are written by your friendly UK MP’s! They’ll try anything to discredit you ~ ROFL

    Friday, 22 May 2009 15:55:00 GMT+01:00

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    If anyone thinks any MP would have either the time or inclination to right speeches for me, they have no grasp of politics – and must be a bit thick.

    I have never had a speech written for me in my life.

    And even when making speeches, 95% of the time I extemporise and do not use notes.

    Very rarely, if I think an occasion is of sufficient importance, I will actually write down a speech.

    I don’t do it very often – but when I do, I can assure you it’s all my own work.

    Especially the spelling mistakes.


    Friday, 22 May 2009 16:03:00 GMT+01:00

    stimulus said…

    Pip Ozo’s wikipedia page says he was spewn forth on 25 March 1970
    so he would have been in the same year as Jonathon at Vile College

    Friday, 22 May 2009 16:41:00 GMT+01:00

    Dam Buster said…

    I may bee a brit tick butt eye wood like two half a go at righting a speach four u sTeward me England tis getin bitter weak be weak Looke at ta fun the mart areses wood half?

    Friday, 22 May 2009 16:50:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    JONATHON S HAWORTH, the Internet Troll, lurked on sites like Planet Jersey and seemed to delight in trying to be insulting and hurtful.

    This was always done behind a fake name. Such as JTM, Jungle Director, Jason Roberts, Sarah, Dbumblebee and more.

    The term “Internet troll” has become the signature for those that join a conversation simply to cause problems, generate angry responses, and sabotage the discussion or to ‘push the buttons’ of others for sad self amusement.

    It’s a deep need for attention or some other psychological disorder that drives this behaviour.

    As irritating as they can become, the worse thing that anyone can do with an Internet troll like Jon Haworth is to engage them in their game. If a troll gets a response to their inflammatory postings or comments, it just encourages them to continue.

    If a troll attempts to engage others but is ignored, they generally move on to find easier targets to annoy. In most cases, the forum recognises the troll’s postings as irrelevant and that they don’t contribute to the conversation and simply continue the discussion which pushes the troll’s comments further down.

    Many serial bullies are also serial attention-seekers. More than anything else they want attention. It doesn’t matter what type of attention they get, positive or negative, as long as they can provoke someone into paying them attention.

    It’s like a 2-year-old child throwing a tantrum to get attention from a parent. The best way to treat bullies is to refuse to respond and to refuse to engage them – which they really hate. In other words, do not reply to their postings, and on forums carry on posting without reference to their postings as if they didn’t exist.


    Friday, 22 May 2009 16:51:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Hi Stuart,

    I note the signatories to the EDM is indeed rising – “who says the UK Government is not interested in what’s going on in Jersey”

    In a climate when all the MPS in the UK have a lot to worry about it is indeed heartening that some do listen to their constituents and act.

    Onwards and Upwards


    Friday, 22 May 2009 17:08:00 GMT+01:00

    The Thinker said…

    May I clarify a few points which were brought up by the post:

    Ryan M. Perhaps you could correct the grammar. I think you might find the typo relates to using word spell check.
    I think you might also find that IQ relates to intelligence not spelling and grammar.
    I guess you’re an academic hiding behind exam passes with little analytical ability.

    You quite rightly assert that exam passes do not naturally make you an academic, and I believe that my post was misconstrued. I simply wanted to say that the way that you write reflects upon how we perceive the individual to be intelligent – whether we like it or not.

    If we compared Stuart’s vocabulary with a person who used words like “innit” and “bruvver” I am sure even yourself would make judgements upon which one was more intelligent.

    I am still unaware what you mean by mentioning ” perhaps you could correct the grammar” of course I could, it was “no”.

    As to mentioning that “I am an academic hiding behind exam passes with little analytical ability” – embarrassingly enough, you are quite far from the truth.Training to become a physical scientist (physics/chemistry) requires a huge amount of analytical ability, as well as imagination. I am unsure as to your line of work,but I am unaware of any position which requires a greater skill of analysis.

    I suggest on a purely academic point of view that you research socio-linguistics if you would like to get a better grounding in the subject. Spelling and grammar do not always count towards a person’s intellect, but they will always be judged for the way that they speak.

    I wouldn’t judge my own academic ability without first meeting me, for that was not what I did with my post. All I had said was that if critics of Stuart wanted to make a valid point, more people would take them seriously if they wrote intelligently.

    Any more points you would like me to clarify?

    Ryan M

    Friday, 22 May 2009 17:15:00 GMT+01:00

    The Thinker said…

    As for another post saying that “the blogger has only missed a comma big deal” whoops, my post seemed to have gone way over your head. I would rather be “up my own arse” as you so eloquently put it, rather than be put in your embarrasing situation. Didn’t you read it before you sent your post?

    Friday, 22 May 2009 17:18:00 GMT+01:00

    Grim reaper said…

    Good work Wolfie Syvret. Power to the people. Just stay calm the oligarchy are running out of options.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 17:34:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Copied from you know where.
    Clue it is where JTM resides.

    Jr. Member
    Posts: 78

    Re: I am Spartacus
    Reply #27 on: Today at 11:39:51 AM

    Please, boys and girls.

    While Stuart Syvret may allow all types of slander and rumor mongering to be allowed on his blog, planet jersey does not.

    NO naming of individuals unless they are a politician or have been reported in a “NEWSWORTHY” publication (this does not include ANY Blog anywhere). This is part of your T&C’s that you signed up to when you became members.

    While I am not going to take sides in any arguments, I am going to state that this post gives full permission to the moderators to put an immediate ban on anyone who breaks the Terms and Conditions set out in your membership agreement.


    While I have your attention, also please try to cut down on your profanities. Its starting to sound like a states sitting.”

    Tut tut Stuart they don’t like it up ’em do they?

    Friday, 22 May 2009 17:39:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Write left speeches, surely.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 17:53:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Please stand up, for years you have blatantly noised people up with your one sided views, not even willing to see the other persons view or for that matter give a dam what they thought or said.

    The time has come for you to answer or maybe not answer as I can’t see you ever having the bottle to do that. Let’s just say the time has come for all the other people you have tried so hard to discredit and even in some cases tried to harm their way of life. For this JON HAWORTH is your time to be laughed at and enjoy it we all will.

    From everyone at The Channel Island Forum, Is This Jersey, Why Jersey and countless blogs you have applied your vile to, we feel your pain Jon just not a lot .

    Now feck off back to the stone you crawled out from

    What a plonker.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 18:14:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    UK Health Minister says that CI health chiefs knew about the UK’s intention to scrap the reciprocal health agreement for at least two years before making it public.
    Mike Pollard Chief Executive of Health in Jersey, remains adamant that he has only known this for a year, at the most. Who do you believe?

    Friday, 22 May 2009 19:15:00 GMT+01:00

    Ashburton said…

    Just how much support does Rob Bryans have in demanding the resignation from the States of Geoff Southern and Rhona Pitman?

    More to the point, are Southern and Pitman disqualified from continued membership of the Jersey parliament by virtue of their convictions?


    Friday, 22 May 2009 19:29:00 GMT+01:00

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    I don’t mean to intrude – but isn’t the row over grammar and spelling getting just a little bit OTT?

    I mean – who gives a monkey’s?

    Come on guys(?) – you’re both smart; surely there are more constructive contributions you can make?


    Friday, 22 May 2009 19:33:00 GMT+01:00

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    Health Agreement?

    Who do I belive?

    Err – just give me a while to think about that one.


    Friday, 22 May 2009 19:35:00 GMT+01:00

    TED BUNDY said…


    Friday, 22 May 2009 19:50:00 GMT+01:00

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    No – the JDA 2 are not disqualified from being States members.

    Rod Bryans? Oh dear.

    What can one say?

    Not the sharpest chisel in the roll.

    When he ran for election at the end of 2008, he stated in his election material that no one could have foreseen the economic crises which had, and continues, to grip the world.

    But – in early 2007, I gave the first – and only – speech I’ve ever been invited to give to the Jersey Chamber of Commerce.

    And in that speech I spoke of economic meltdown, the inescapable limits to growth, the fact that the world’s economy, and Jersey’s even more so, was nothing more than a giant Ponzi scheme, environmental collapse, and the futility of Jersey merely pursuing ‘more of the same’ policies.

    And I made these points not through any genius insight of my own – but simply because I take the trouble to read books, journals and think about things.

    I was simply repeating what a lot of other commenters had been saying – some for a very long time.

    To my great surprise, the speech was received as interesting and thought provoking; many Chamber members came and spoke to me afterwards.

    In fact – there was only one, solitary, dismissive and unthinking attack made against what I said.

    Can we guess who it was yet?

    Yep. Rod Bryans.

    But you can tell he’s really thick – because having made such an unwise and crass rejection of an intellectually robust speech – two years later – he then has the nerve to go into an election campaign – claiming no one foresaw the economic crises.

    Err – Rod, a lot of people did, actually. And at that Chamber of Commerce meeting – you were the only person who dismissed such concerns.

    Thank God he didn’t get elected.


    Friday, 22 May 2009 20:01:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    The catholic church in Jersey is offering sympathy and help to any residents living in Jersey who were victims of child abuse at former Irish institutions.
    What about the victims closer to home , no disrespect to any abuse survivor
    Why have the local church not offered this sympathy, empathy what ever you want to call it before
    There masters wont allow them to, because they are just alleged victims.
    They make you want to vomit.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 20:02:00 GMT+01:00

    Pour Les Contres said…

    The UK MP signatories below at least recognise this dangerous & lawless act that you would only expect in a dictatorship.

    EDM 1480
    Hemming, John
    Mitchell, Austin
    Bottomley, Peter
    McDonnell, John
    Cryer, Ann
    Sanders, Adrian
    Godsiff, Roger
    Stunell, Andrew
    Hancock, Mike
    Corbyn, Jeremy
    Dobson, Frank
    Leech, John
    Riordan, Linda
    Drew, David
    Davies, Dai


    Hemming, John
    That this House deplores the arrest and detention of Senator Stuart Syvret by the Jersey Police Force for alleged infractions of data protection laws; notes that the Senator was in receipt of information disclosed in the public interest, with which he is attempting to hold the Jersey government to account for a variety of profoundly serious child protection and clinical governance failures; condemns the manner of the Senator’s arrest and the subsequent searching of his home by the police without a search warrant; further condemns the fact that substantial quantities of his constituents’ private data were taken and copied by the Jersey police; considers this an intimidatory and anti-democratic action which the Senator is virtually powerless to challenge given the politicisation of the Jersey judiciary and the propensity of the Jersey legislature to oppress minority members; and calls on the Secretary of State for Justice to fulfil his duties by exercising his constitutional powers to intervene and ensure good governance and the proper administration of justice in Jersey though requiring a separation of powers and the imposition of effective checks and balances in order that survivors of child abuse, and other victims of malfeasance gain the proper protection of justice; and considers that through such actions the UK will return to compliance with its obligations under the European Convention on Human Rights, obligations which are breached by tolerating the situation in Jersey.

    Pour les Contres.

    Friday, 22 May 2009 20:34:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…


    When essentially employed SoJ Chief Executives five year contracts run out, who has the power to extend these contracts? Can these extentions be disputed?
    And should these extentions not be made public?

    Friday, 22 May 2009 20:53:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    The catholic church in Jersey is offering sympathy

    Hypocrites, I went to De La Salle when the Brothers were there.
    These so called men of God used to use violence on the pupils. scum

    Friday, 22 May 2009 21:00:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    … an individual who chronically trolls in sense 1; regularly posts specious arguments, flames or personal attacks to a newsgroup, discussion list, or in email for no other purpose than to annoy someone or disrupt a discussion. Trolls are recognisable by the fact that the have no real interest in learning about the topic at hand – they simply want to utter flame-bait. Like the ugly creatures they are named after, they exhibit no redeeming characteristics, and as such, they are recognized as a lower form of life on the net, as in, ‘Oh, ignore him, he’s just a troll.’

    Your posts have been noted as possible trolling, and you are formally warned in a pm and on this forum that this sort of behaviour will not be accepted and will result in a ban.

    Gattaca – On behalf of moderators

    Friday, 22 May 2009 21:03:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Anybody have a photo of J S Haworth?

    Friday, 22 May 2009 21:04:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    Yet another name for the enemies list.
    Dawn Primarolo.
    Thankyou jep for pointing out her dislike of the channel islands in your leader today.
    Why she has even tried to pretend that the dpt of health did not recieve fearless Franks letter.
    (Does that mean the D of H also hates us?)

    Wasn’t it inspiring to read the e-mails sent by our CM’s and health ministers?

    These stupid, spoilt halfwits just could not grasp the concept that they might not get their own way for once in their pampered lives.

    So they just kept repeating the same pathetic attempts at an argument while demanding that an MP should take time from her busy schedule, helping to run the national health service for almost 70 million people, to meet with whichever puffed up ego was writing the e mail at the time. Or as no nuts put it “to meet minister to minister” (or something like that, i’m not reading that article again, life is too short to dwell on the prose of Jim perchard)

    Friday, 22 May 2009 21:17:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    I really dont get the point of the expose in the rag – so what if they new it was coming months ago it seems to me that we were lucky to get such a generous subsidy……….. and as for the special relationship – that is with the Crown not the government of the day. Seems like our Ministers grovelling and cap doffing fell on deaf ears – Tough!

    Friday, 22 May 2009 21:35:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    I see Gattaca has his discription of Jon down to a tee!

    Friday, 22 May 2009 21:52:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…

    I wonder what the next chief minister thinks of JTM? Did he think he was a troll when he was at school with him?

    Friday, 22 May 2009 21:56:00 GMT+01:00

    Anonymous said…


    Back in about November 2006 I was listening to BBC RJ Talk Back programme. Amazingly you were a guest with (I think) Roy Le H and perhaps it was Hamish MC presenting.
    Am I correct in thinking I heard you say that you were in favour of the constables remaining in the states? If so, have you changed your mind since then? Having researched the subject, I’m not in favour but what are your views please? Sorry to change the subject but this latest plan by PPC concerns me. thanks.

    The Worrier

    Friday, 22 May 2009 22:00:00 GMT+01:00


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    Mr Battle 2015 said…

    re: Montfort Tadier working late

    I was at the Miss Battle contest last night (worth it just to see Connetable Crowcroft boogie on down on the dance floor) and one of the onstage interviewers was CTV’s ‘ever more lovely’ Gillian Martindale – she who questioned Monty about States members’ toilet habits and pushed him to imply that he had been binge drinking tea…..

    One of the judges was Alan MacLean, and Gillian cracked a ‘joke’ about not sleeping on duty! It went down like a lead balloon, drawing intakes of breath and muted oooohs, and just a smattering of polite forced laughs. I think that says it all!

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 11:22:00 BST

    Dzień dobry said…

    if there was copy of his rants against the Polish,, police could add inciting racial hatred to the charges

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 11:30:00 BST

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    Yep – good point.


    Sunday, 24 May 2009 11:41:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    If he’s really that messed up I hope his family take this as a wake up call and get him some help before he terrorises anyone else

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 11:43:00 BST

    Runt of the Litter said…

    Grim reaper (#4) said
    “If its the same Jon he has a brother Peter who was a copper then a civilian computer whizz for the SOJP who was sacked.”

    Probly explains the anti Harper obsession then! So this Peter formed the metal group Legend as well? Multi talented! Must be really proud of his kid brother. No wonder Jonathon craves attention, being the follow up under achiever in his brothers shadow!!!

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 11:47:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    yess JTM (JSH) use to harp on about the BNP and wouldnt accept they were racist

    nasty piece of work

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:14:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    JTM soon to bec Jason The Prisoner

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 13:48:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    mpwpj looks like JTM’s handywork. Same support for the establishment and anti-JDA etc, on PJ.

    I also see Deputy Dawg has arisen from cyber silence. Another of the pro-establishment doing their best to rubbish anyone not right of centre.

    Where is JTM? Come back we enjoyed taking the p!ss out of you!

    Adrian get him to post under his Jason The Maverick handle will you? We could all do with a laugh.

    I would also suggest anyone posting on that site do so via proxy, or else, if they upset the owners they might end up with a call from their service provider saying that someone has complained about them, and what they are saying on line.

    Has anyone had this happen to them?

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 13:59:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Are u 100% sure that Jon Haworth is Jason Roberts, JTM?
    and do u have proof?

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:56:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Poor Jon Haworth you’ve been busted!

    Compulsive Liar Racist Blackmailer

    I have taken counsel about his unrelenting harassment and my advice was that his actions clearly constitute cyber stalking and I have been collecting a file of my own about his “work” on the web this includes screenshots of his posts.
    So I say this to you now “Jon boy” cease and desist both your intimidation and your persecution immediately and forever or I will cease to restrain myself from lodging that complaint to the police.

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:33:00 BST

    The Thinker said…

    Nothing in my post was defensive, I was merely giving my opinions in either concurrence or to counter your own. Is this not what this blog is about?

    After reading through the Ashburton posts I could see why many “foreign” blog readers could see this blog as being very hypocritical – in terms of the personal attacks and the belligerent behaviour towards ideas which are different from others. I’m sure you’re a bunch of smart readers, could you tell me if you actually considered anything I had to say, or did you judge me straight away as a “know-all academic” before reading my post, just because I stated something different than you wanted to hear.

    This blog is a place to debate ideas and respond to them in a intelligent manner.By saying that
    “I’m up my own arse” this does not have any substance in it and speaks tomes of the sort of people that you are.
    Didn’t want to hear that did you?
    Maybe you might write another post.

    A post stated that no one mentioned anything about Relativity so I shouldn’t have brought it up. Why bring up the subject of IQ if no one said anything about that? I myself, just like any other contributor to this blog might digress momentarily to clarify a point, why shouldn’t I?

    If anyone is being defensive, it is the multiple anonymous users who keep replying to my posts. I have never been rude about anyone,I have just pointed out some social issues why people might not take you and your criticisms seriously. They lack substance. This is constructive, not a personal attack. It never was.

    The fact that you repeatedly try and belittle me is testament to the real people that you are. If you’re so sure of what you believe in – stop hiding behind a shroud of anonymity.If you want a battle of intellect then by all means let’s talk intellectual. Bring up some real points of debate that we can all engage in.

    A question for Stuart here, could you please tell me when the next election is and will you be standing? I’m sure some of the bloggers on here including myself would be more than happy to help you with your election campaign if this was the case.

    Ryan M

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:32:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Can you trust the Jersey police to take action against this nasty bully?

    If the Jersey police are anything like the police we have over here in the UK people who make complaints against nasty criminals are more than likely to be the ones who end up being arrested! Its diabolical.

    More and more people are turning against the police because they are now seen as central and local government poodles. They do not and cannot think for themselves.

    They do what they are told by devious government types and those who have enough money to buy their way out of trouble.

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:46:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Haworth’s Father was a Cabinet Making Teacher.

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:52:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Sad boy he seems to have gone to ground under his top brand prefering to lie low with some new aliases. Luckily his style jumps out within a post or two. He is still on the other forum under multiple aliases.

    You would have thought they would have got rid of him by now. It appears they are unable to, or unwilling to dump him. Maybe they think he brings in more traffic to that site?

    I miss his posts on the other forums, it used to be fun cranking him up like a clock work orange. He never could answer a straight question without twisting things all the time.

    Definately a leg end in his own life time! I wonder what his family think of him now? What does the Next Chief Minister think of him now her knows who he is?

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:06:00 BST

    George T said…

    Stop winging Ryan you belittle yourself.

    The point of this blog is to support the hundreds of victims of sexual abuse in Jersey and to bring accountability to those who were and are still avoiding their culpability for those abuses. Not to pontificate about how brilliant you are.

    And if you took care to look through this blog you will find references to I.Q.

    George T (yet still anonymous)

    Just like Ryan M

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:30:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Jason The Maverick
    Fryar Tucker
    The Thinker
    Ryan M

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:54:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Deputy Dawg


    St Brelade
    Manchester United
    Denis Thatcher

    Can it really be him.
    Would explain a lot.

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:24:00 BST

    Anonymous said…


    Jason the maverick has been exposed.
    Well lets hope.
    Now new blog entry please.

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:27:00 BST

    The Thinker said…

    I think you’ve totally lost the point here. I am not anonymous, and if you care to click on the hyperlink – there you will find my name.

    The purpose of this blog of late has been to support victims of child abuse – and rightly so; however it wasn’t established for that sole aspect in mind.

    I am not pontificating and the references to IQ that I was referring to were within out conversation that I was having with another chap – not on any other blog post.

    If you guys think that I’m JTM – you really do need to get to grips with the world but indeed, I apologise for I live in the Matrix of Science and Technology, where I do not encounter such irrational dialogues.

    I can argue all day, what started as an innocuous and valid post has turned into a argument of nonsense by people who don’t really care to read what they’re looking at, but stare at words.

    End of.
    I simply do not care because the way in which you have interpreted my post was, quite frankly, wrong.

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:55:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    When I met Adrian Walsh a few years ago, he stated he was a computer hacker.

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:16:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    I liked him as dumbassbee. About right in my book. Can’t really say much positive about this clown, but can say lots of negative things but I can’t be bothered.

    If his real name had been Richard Head it wouldn’t have surprised me one little bit. He is well suited to that site along with Deputy Dawg.

    Why he thinks he is a maverick I don’t know. A maverick is someone different from the establishment, not someone who sucks up to them.

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:29:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    There may be many reasons why Jon posts under so many different names, but one effect is to make Jersey appear to be a place with an unusually high number of selfish, greedy and hostile individuals, who lack empathy.

    There is nothing in his postings which would attract anyone to Jersey for business relocation or holiday travel, although I gather he does not realise how unlovely his rants really are.

    Is it possible he believes that Jersey would be more enticing if it appeared full of JTMs? Is it really inadvertant that he works so hard to shaft Jersey, internationally?

    If he thinks he does anyone in Jersey a favor, I would say he has miscalculated.


    Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:35:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Hello peeps,
    Just another reminder not to buy the JEP. You can read the news, if thats what you want to call it, at thisisjersey.com for free. Why waste money supporting this establishment mouth piece?

    You know you have better things to spend your hard earnt case on don’t you? I never buy it and haven’t for years.

    Vote with your feet and show those in charge you are having none of their spin. It is time to step up a gear, please can anyone who buys at present just stop as a gesture of solidarity with Stuart and all the hardworking ordinary people who are having to put up with a lot from the government.

    Please pass this on to anyone not online so that as many people as possible can be encourages to do the same.

    Thanks everyone.

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:42:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    The Thinker “I apologise for I live in the Matrix of Science and Technology”

    In that case you are blind to reality aren’t you? Science has been hijacked by those in charge for their own agenda. You only have to do a little research to realise much that is taken as fact by the science is in fact balony.

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:53:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    JTM supporter of a failed Senatorial and deputies elections candidate, one Adrian Walsh. I am sure he contributed to Mr.Walsh’s votes going south from his previous effort. Well done JTM! Can you give him your support at the next elections please.

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 22:09:00 BST

    Ryan McMullen said…

    Ryan McMullen well I could do that you numpty. Hello my name is Ryan McMullen.

    Symatics and cobblers agree to disagree.

    Now on with the blog please or are you still going to winge?

    Ryan McMullen

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 22:19:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    A maverick is also one man who stands alone agaist all odds Not multiple men…

    Sunday, 24 May 2009 22:21:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Ryan McMullen have you come to this site purely to promote yourself? You seem so hung up on YOUR intelligence and YOUR academic achievement. You are extrememly arrogant and condescending.
    You are at pains to try and make people believe that your a great academic (mentioning Sting Theory etc).
    This points to one thing –

    Monday, 25 May 2009 00:39:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    “Can you trust the Jersey police to take action against this nasty bully?”

    Which one? There are so many in Jersey.

    Monday, 25 May 2009 09:56:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    JTM posted many years ago on WhyJsy that his father was an electronics/electrical lecturer at Highlands.

    I would imagine he let that nugget of info slip because it was at the start of his trolling career and did not think it would come back to haunt him.

    Asked someone and yes there was a Haworth who lectured at Highlands back in the day.

    Pretty damning evidence I think.

    Monday, 25 May 2009 10:02:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Judging by the way Planet Jersey is set up AW can’t be as good as he thinks he is, easy to get in and have full access. Members IP addresses and registration details are there for the taking.

    Monday, 25 May 2009 11:06:00 BST

    Johny Localstamp said…

    Stuart, I’m sure JSH will be complaining to blogger.com and local ISPs to get your blog taken down. I trust it’s all backed up and readily moved to a new site if needs must?

    Monday, 25 May 2009 11:09:00 BST

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…


    Yep – sure is.

    And if Blogger were inclined to take this blog down – they would have done so a long, long time ago.

    Compared to some facts I’ve revealed here – I just can’t see Jon Haworth having a case of any significance.

    A bit like him, actually; of no significance.


    Monday, 25 May 2009 11:31:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    John S Haworth will need to prove Stuart has published lies.
    No chance my friend.

    Monday, 25 May 2009 11:33:00 BST

    Anonymous said…


    Monday, 25 May 2009 11:36:00 BST

    Anonymous said…


    Monday, 25 May 2009 11:40:00 BST

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    Look – don’t take this personally – but I’m calling a halt to the whole IQ vs education vs grammar vs intelligence thread.

    For a few weeks at least.

    I’m not taking sides – but I just have to observe that it’s become a very circular argument – with flamings and counter-flamings.

    Precisely the style of argument which had destroyed the credibility of so many other forums which have become the swampy territory of a few die-hards – given that everyone else has been driven away in boredom.

    Forums like PJ – and that of The Rag, for example. (actually – is there really any difference between those two?)

    So like I said – it’s nothing personal – just a site policy.



    Monday, 25 May 2009 11:41:00 BST

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…



    Who then are the crew behind this operation – or is it that easy a guess?

    I’ve read the “legal” section.

    It contains a very wise disclaimer concerning Jersey’s laws – given that a range of the “services” provided by this kind of company will almost certainly be routinely criminal.

    Data Protection.

    Computer Misuse Law.

    Being an inchoate component in breaches of that law.

    Crime and Disorderly Conduct Law.

    Being, effectively, accessories to the criminal actions of others.

    Remember – if you’ve been on the receiving end of any of the cyber-McCarthyism dished out by Jersey’s oligarchy – give the police a call tomorrow.


    Monday, 25 May 2009 12:00:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Well well well,


    Greystuff has been serving the Jersey community since 2000. We specialise in penetration testing and computer security auditing mainly for small to medium sized companies. In addition, our friendly and professional staff are here to answer any questions you may have about our company or our services.

    Whether you need penetration testing, security training or even bespoke database / spreadsheet programming, we have what you need at prices you can afford. At Greystuff, our goal is to provide you with courteous, expedient, professional service of the highest caliber.

    From the Whois lookup:

    Domain name:

    Adrian Walsh

    Registrant type:
    UK Individual

    Registrant’s address:
    61 Elm Court
    Oak Tree Gardens
    St Helier
    JE2 4YQ

    AW seems to have good skills. Site penetration etc.

    Monday, 25 May 2009 12:00:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    In Jon’s own words.

    On Lenny Harper
    “Because I did not believe his press releases were credible, and I was already aware of his bullying tactics as I knew of 6 people who were forced out of the police by his own witch hunting.”

    “Well I am not the only person that is glad to see him go. He will always go down as the coconut lier and the bully that made a lot of innocent police officers lose their jobs in my mind.”

    “I know the witch hunts he has been involved in bullying innocent staff out of jobs and this dead child fiasco was the worst policing I have ever seen. Good riddance to him.”

    Monday, 25 May 2009 12:01:00 BST

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    Jon seems to take this investigation of child abuse stuff quite personally.


    Monday, 25 May 2009 12:12:00 BST

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    There we go – Adrian Walsh.

    Like I said – you be certain to get on the blower to the cops – first thing tomorrow morning!


    Monday, 25 May 2009 12:13:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    I could make a better website with my eyes closed

    Monday, 25 May 2009 13:07:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    If that site is a measure of their capabilities I woulkd sooner trust it to some school children they would make a better job of it.

    Monday, 25 May 2009 14:17:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Jason Roberts got a red card yesterday for Blackburn Rovers.
    The curse of Jon?

    Monday, 25 May 2009 14:28:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    I think Jon tried to join the police but failed the interview.

    Monday, 25 May 2009 16:07:00 BST

    Jon is Stoofa said…

    Hardly any posts all day on PJ
    Wonder why?

    Monday, 25 May 2009 20:26:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    JTM R.I.P (Rot in Prison) Hopefully with the rest of the oligarchy.

    Monday, 25 May 2009 22:17:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Stuart pleasse alow further exposes of Jon on future posts

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 08:56:00 BST

    Anonymous said…


    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 09:36:00 BST

    Ahimsa said…

    I am surprised they did not have the intelligence to at least pay to have all this information made private if they were going to play silly games:

    IP Location: Plano, United States
    Website Status: active
    Server Type: Apache/2.2.8 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.8 OpenSSL/0.9.8b mod_auth_passthrough/2.1 mod_bwlimited/1.4 FrontPage/ PHP/5.2.5

    Domain name:


    Registrant type:
    UK Individual

    Registrant’s address:
    The registrant is a non-trading individual who has opted to have their
    address omitted from the WHOIS service.

    Fibranet Services Ltd [Tag = FIBRANET]

    Relevant dates:
    Registered on: 02-Jun-2006
    Renewal date: 02-Jun-2010
    Last updated: 26-May-2008

    Registration status:
    Registered until renewal date.

    Name servers:

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 09:39:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    No wonder PJ is quiet now, no trolling from Jon any more and the word is out that the site could be hacked so easily that anyone using it could be traced!

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 09:40:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Powers of deduction eh?

    Tenuous links indeed:

    Baker Tilly

    What next?

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 11:01:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Does Lenny have a case for slander or liable

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 12:08:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    You seem to have an awful lot of comments about Planet Jersey on your blog.
    Is it not the case that people who wish to express an opinion should be allowed to do so?
    Since you have the right to edit here , many posters comments are not allowed if they do not fall into line with those of the Syvret herd and that as why many people choose to write elsewhere. You constantly refer to freedom of speech , does that only apply to you and yours? Planet Jersey is the big bad wolf and must be brought down? A tad sad really do you not think?

    Perhaps if you had an open section where people could argue and dispute points rationally you would encourage a better debate.
    Your posters , or at least many of them, do not appear to believe in free speech. They seem to believe that Planet Jersey is the “enemy”
    quite frankly this is nonsense, there are both pro and anti syvret posters on PJ whereas I do not see much allowance of an opposing view here.
    Regarding this particular thread There are a lot of PJ posters who have found debumblebee to be a pain in the arse , but occasionally he can also be quite funny.
    I agree that blackmail is intolerable but once again I would like to see proof of such before the outright condemnation of anyone. I am a great believer in Evidence and Proof , over conjecture, rumour and innuendo, something Jersey in general and this blog in particular seems to excel at.


    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 12:08:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Well well about time, JTM got what he deserved. cant stand the bloke.
    very well done Mr S.

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 14:20:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Stuart. Could we please have some more information on this £600,000 compensation that has been paid out by the SOJ?

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:47:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Don’t Destroy the Evidence

    Any threatening or harassing email should not be deleted. Remember that this is the evidence that may be used to find and convict the person sending these messages.

    Make note of the user’s email address or other information, and print out copies of messages previously sent to you. Contact the police, and provide these messages and information to the police.
    Keep the email on your machine, and do not delete them, as police may wish to analyze them for further information.

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:12:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    you have lots of support because of this latest blog

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:39:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    The anti PJ ranters should take a closer look at the balance of view points expoused on that Forum. This is as it should be. As an Autralian sports reporter once famously said “I don’t know why football hooliganism exists, don’t people appreciate that without an opposition they simply dont have a game”.

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:43:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    In answer to Spartacus who likes to portay himself as very articulate in his post here, perhaps the reply you posted below is a reason people think PJ is c***

    Taken from PJ posted by Spartacus:

    Billy the what?
    what total and complete nonsense , it could have been a great forum if only what?
    If it agreed with StSS ? Tosspot, political nondescript and Killer of the troll? what a freakin joke .
    What are you trying to say billy ?Fess up , so long as it is not silly,we are getting quite used to the trolls from planet syvret ,sick f**ks mostly but if you have a point please attempt to make it.



    Great advert for your forum.

    Well done.

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:50:00 BST

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    Hi “Spartacus” – or is that really Jon Howarth? It’s an unmistakable style. The inherently contradictory assertions, the trolling, the setting-up of straw-men.

    Yes – people are allowed to express their opinions. I’ve never suggested otherwise. Your claim is what is known as a “straw-man” argument. If “Spartacus” is not our Jon the Sad Troll – then I’ll wager it’s Phil Ozouf.


    Because Ozouf – not actually being terribly bright, but making up for that lack with substantial quantities of self-delusion – has only two weapons in his debating armoury. Those being, the entirely irrelevant diversionary attack on your opponents, and the straw-man tactic.

    For example, no – I can’t edit the comments. All I can do is say yes or no to publishing them. It is certainly true that I reject a number of comments; and I do so for reasons I’ve explained many times before.

    I don’t print obscenities. I don’t publish tedious, boring, circular arguments. I don’t fall for the obvious trap of having my time wasted by repeatedly responding to the same trolling arguments I’ve dealt with dozens of times previously. I don’t publish mere gratuitous insults – unless there is a little wit displayed.

    And we can now add to that very effective policy the fact that I don’t want my forum destroyed by thousands of juvenile, obsolete, 1983 Thatcherite, ignorant, shallow, oligarchy wannabee, solipsistic and decadent posts – submitted by three inadequate, twisted shysters – using 30 different avatars each.

    Why would I want my forum to go down the toilet like Planet Jersey has done thanks to people like Jon? Why should I allow my blog to be wrecked and sabotaged by this shallow little gang who have done exactly the same to other C.I forums – even The Rag’s? Sorry – you may possess all the IQ of a Millwall goal-post – but some of us are a little smarter.

    It’s claimed, I “do not allow comments that don’t fall-in with the Syvret herd”. As anyone capable of reading at a greater speed than one paragraph an hour could easily ascertain for themselves – I do post many, many comments that do not agree with my views. And those that I don’t care to host – for the reasons described above – can be – and frequently are – posted on other sites. It is, therefore, embarrassingly feeble to suggest that I somehow oppose freedom of speech.

    Planet Jersey has destroyed itself. It has done so through hosting the actions of people like Jon – and the other four people who post to it. It is manifestly a propaganda site – of frankly immense tediousness.

    I fully understand why most of its readers from the early days have deserted it. Why on Earth would any thinking person want to waste their time reading the multi-avatar moronicies of a handful of sad losers – who have never been able to get their heads around the fact that it isn’t 1983 any more?

    But more than being a complete waste of time – Planet Jersey also has a darker side; the hacking; the tracing of commenters’ ID’s, the intimidation, the threats. I’m afraid Planet Jersey is the most futile and absurd Channel Island site. Not a surprising state of affairs – given its crew.

    As for the assertion about “arguing and disputing points rationally” – you’re having a laugh, right?

    ‘A constructive, rational, intellectual, robust argument’ – on Planet Jersey?!?!

    I cannot recollect as much as one, single thread which originated with a rational and relevant point – and then did not rapidly descended into a state of trolled ruination within hours.

    Planet Jersey and its micro-clan of lonely late-nighters has striven to destroy people, rational argument, informed debate and the credibility of C.I forums in general. If Planet Jersey is now destroyed – that is a fate – inevitably, perhaps – brought down upon its own head.

    If general readers don’t like this blog there are many, many others out there – and many internet forums – that deal with C.I issues. Frankly your time would be better spent on 98% of them – rather than Planet Jersey.


    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:44:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Unfortunately those running PJ have brought this on themselves. All this censorship has made a mockery of that forum.

    Most, if not all, who held non establishment views have gradually been barred. I have seen it happen, they even modify posts that users leave behind if it shows them in a bad light. They don’t tolerate anyone having a go at them.

    JTM was given a good tanking even on PJ but those that did it got banned for trolling! What a joke when the main man can’t take what he dishes out.

    I blame Adrian (Gatacca) for allowing this. He should have kicked this clown into touch ages ago. However he thinks he makes his forum good for some reason. Maybe when they have no one left except for the multiple id few, he might learn from this?

    I just laugh at the PJ forum now. It is beyond a joke, as is JTM and other sad posters like Deputy Dawg. Whowever this person is, he seems to think it is ok to allude that other have mental illness problems because they don’t tow the establishment line.

    They are so up themselves its a laugh!! Numpties comes to mind.

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 18:49:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Who is Deputy Dawg?

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 18:50:00 BST

    Anonymous said…


    What do you think the likely hood is, of the current States members voting for a general election, ready for the next local elections in 2011?

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 19:12:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    I’ve always this person as Jason The Moron. Crap debator, stirrer and bully also come to mind.

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 19:18:00 BST

    Anonymous said…


    Would you consider standing again, if there was a General Election in 2011?

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 19:24:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Someone was on about mass debate on that other forum. However it now appears they couldn’t even manage that.

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 19:24:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    I viewed the fictitious Jason Roberts when he was on facebook. Most of his time was spent encouraging people to join Planet Jersey. Interestingly, one of his friends was Adrian Walsh. Why would Adrian want to be friends with some one who didn’t actually exist?

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 20:29:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Who is Deputy Dawg?

    More clues

    Former 2009 Captain of Rangers FC


    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 20:34:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Spartacus “little people must expect to suffer in order that the “The Great ” survive.

    Little people like the abuse victims and the great like the abusers.

    Typical of PJ (Prejudice Jury)

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 20:47:00 BST



    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 21:02:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Where has JTM gone? He is very quiet at the moment. He seems to have disappeared in a puff of smoke from the other island forums. Does that mean no more fun cranking him up?

    I have lost my daily dose of laughter, reading his stupid posts. However if he is leaving others alone this has to be good for all the online communities doesn’t it?

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 21:08:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    “Why would Adrian want to be friends with some one who didn’t actually exist?”

    How fitting. It is typical of tweens and even some teenagers to do just that, adding fake “friends” in order to appear more popular. Didn’t you know?

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 21:09:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Captain John Greig

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 21:25:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    When are you starting your blog JTM? You did promise all of us a rip roaring blog a few months ago. Have you bottled it?

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 21:36:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Can I have a job at Baker Tilly? I wouldn’t mind spending all day surfing online.

    Tuesday, 26 May 2009 21:43:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    I used to use the Channel Island Forum (www.channelislandsforum.co.uk) Then Jason came along and soon people got sick of him, not only that he would go on his own forum and slate the C.I. forum under a few different usernames, how sad can you get. It is nice to see this troll has been named and shamed we can go back to using the forums of our choice without having to read the bribble Jason and his sidekicks dish out.

    Wednesday, 27 May 2009 00:12:00 BST

    Anonymous said…




    Wednesday, 27 May 2009 09:43:00 BST

    Senator Stuart Syvret said…

    Would I consider standing for election in 2011?

    Nah – I’m planning to be in jail by then.

    So I can concentrate on writing my memoirs.


    Wednesday, 27 May 2009 10:11:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Dear All

    Just a note to say that I am really glad that he has been exposed for what he is – I was intimidated by Jon for a while – as a girl on my own it was really scary. I felt really bullied and anxious at times – Nightmare. Glad that he has now been discovered for what he is. I feel so much better.

    Monday, 19 October 2009 16:51:00 BST

    Anonymous said…

    Now I understand the farce blog’s fixation on you.
    [farce blog also believed to be run by Jon H]

    Tuesday, 28 December 2010 09:36:00 GMT

  4. EDITORIAL NOTE & an update

    It is difficult to feel sympathy with such an unpleasant person and one who particularly picks on women but the truth is that he probably cannot help himself.
    Mr. Haworth has numerous issues with mental health, inadequacy, substance abuse and depression

    Those who doubt Mr. Syvret’s claims about Mr. J. S. Haworth should the newspaper cutting and listen to the death threat phone call on the audio at

    This is just the tip of the iceberg and he boasts of his protection by the Jersey authorities and was only prosecuted because of ex Health Minister Syvret’s complaint about witness intimidating during a live court case.

    The Jersey authorities should give Mr. Haworth the mental health help he desperately needs but they would rather use him as a useful fool. Bizarrely they have even awarded him and a group including some even more unpleasant and dangerous characters over £300,000 of public money in part of a multi million legal campaign to silence political decent and opposition on the island.

    Mr. Haworth has remained a highly active agitator in the shadowy world of Jersey politics and bloggers and their wives still remain under attack.


    & last week



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